thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via n-thisishowitstarts)

jelee-:

castleoflions:

magicalzebra:

running-on-neon:

when you can’t draw anything but eyes

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

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(Source: ultrafacts, via tofucow)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development (via thebluths)

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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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(Source: agayoflife, via lalalaaaavictoriaaa)

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

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doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

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listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

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listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via sorelatable)

(Source: nedstarq, via vicerys)

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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I don't even know what is going on