serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via thefuuuucomics)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic, via tofucow)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via n-thisishowitstarts)

ratchetmessreturns:

Hide ya bitch… gramps about to make her feel some type of way

(via memewhore)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork, via thefuuuucomics)

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// Joke of the day.//

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via n-thisishowitstarts)

Do not fuck this one up
relationship thoughts (via wanna-be-lesbian)

(via n-thisishowitstarts)

sueechoii:

LOL

(Source: truthfacts.com, via thevacational)

wildmidwest:

ACCURATE.

(via topgear)

(Source: deforming, via ketaminereverie)

maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian

(via lucifurby)

didgeridood:

OH MY GOD

(Source: obaema, via sleepersam)

I don't even know what is going on